The Effects Of Mid Term Exam

-- Mr Ng Wei Yang [Boneless Chicken] Theory --

Mr Ng Wei Yang had proudly presented his theory on how he KILLED cockroaches using Physics, Chemistry and Biology facts. Sounds impressive huh? Check the following conversation out :

* Note : Wei Yang = Solace, Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] = Ren Ee

solace says:
ohh
i just killed one [cockcroach] yesterday

Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] says:
how?

solace says:
crumpled it with newsspaper
i slept on one before
smothered it to death

Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] says:
ewwwwww~~~~

solace says:
didnt realise until my mum told me got a dead cockroach on my bed
yea.. macho rite

Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] says:
DISGUST TO THE MAX
WAT MACHO?
omg...
u actually slept on one
OMG OMG OMG

-be prepared for the following conversation!!-

solace says:
kill cockroaches wiht my sheer force
newtons 3rd law
equal and opposite reaction force on the cockroach
a force strong enough to break the hydrogen bonds of the cockrocahes interstice fluid
stronger than the electronegativity between the bonds
and disrupting its specific spatial arrangement
so the protein loses its shape and function
and substrates cannot bind to the active sites of the enzyme
it is inhibited by my MACHO FORCE
non competetive inhibition
thus the cockroach must die

Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] says:
is there a possibility that the cockcroach is actually mutated?

solace says:
well yes there is
because it is known that cockraches are very versatile
and will likely be the only species still existing if the world were to end

Renee [www.beingme-renee.blogspot.com] says:
oh...
any extra points

solace says:
well
theyr'e tough
but im tougher
i sleep first BYEYBE

See? That's what i call STRESSED. Fuuh.